Welcome to the Disney Club Penguin Prehistoric Guided Tour :) This be Big Water Place it are nice place to tour hardly anyone gets eaten here please watch out for lava though it not taste good trust me!
…Here be Stony Town It nice place Good spot to rest bottom Dinos not come by so much OH! Look! Fire! Is new invention!
…WARNING! If you are a Dino stay Away from the stones so you don’t get burned…LOL :)
…YUM YUM! that restaurant name YUM YUM here am many good things to eat like ptero pizza t rex burgers and tricera salad salad am favorite. It made of meat…
…GRUB GRUB! This be Tree Place It are named for so many trees Watch where step Dinos get mad when smoosh eggs…
…Welcome to the Time Trekker When traveling through time please note keep all flippers inside the vehicle at all times please remain seated until the time anomaly is finished…
…While waiting to reach our destination let’s look at the Prehistoric Safe Chat :)
RUN FAST FAST!
WE FIND EGG!
DIG DIG HERE!
…YIKES! This be Tricera Town! Many pointy head Dinos here they like to SMASH and crush of course they no crush tour guides is rude!
…YUCK! No, me not get dirty that name of place. YUCK! Swamp Is nice place to swim but watch out for swampy Dinos they eat you, even if you yucky!
…DON’T get to close to the fire and watch out for the BIG SCARY Dinosaur that comes every third minutes!
…Oops! I CRUSHED that plant! So sorry…it’s not easy to be a Triceratops…I will transform back to a Pteranodon again…
…SHHHHH! This be Dino Nest place many Dinos make nests here Nice place to raise family maybe? Look for sparkly shells in sand Me love sparklies :)
…AHH! TOUR GO FAST HERE! THIS BE TYRANNO TOWN! MANY SHARP TEETH HERE! RUN!!!!
…Every third minute a meteor is visible falling from the sky! WARNING! If you stand here you will get the meteorite in your head!
…Ahh, this be Hunting Spot good place to catch dinner watch out though also good place to be caught for dinner! WAIT! What if some cave penguins might wants to EAT ME for Dinner! I DON’T want to think about that! Let’s tell some jokes instead!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino snore!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A Try Try Try ceratops!
What makes more noise than a T Rex? Two T Rexes!
What did the T Rex get after falling down? Dino sore!
What's the best way to talk to a T Rex? From a distance!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera bottom!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesaurus!
What do you call a fossil that doesn't want to work? Lazy bones!
…HEADS UP! This Ptero Town It filled with flying Dinos me no like flying Dinos much worse than pigeons…LOL :)
…This is Scary Ice this big fish very mad he no like being frozen please no tap on ice it make angry fish beast madder…If you drill close to the Shark’s nose it will move it’s eyes…
…You will find MORE Party Secrets here Club Penguin Prehistoric Party CHEATS :)