Final Showdown! Citizen Standoff!
Final Showdown!
Super Heroes are preparing for a final showdown with Destructobot!
Submitted by Aunt Arctic — It’s a bad day to be a bad guy! Right now, Super Heroes are assembling in their orbiting HQ to prepare for a final showdown with Destructobot. “It’s time,” said a penguin in an eye-patch, possibly some sort of pirate Super Hero. “Let’s save the world.”
An elite team of Super Heroes, police officers, secret agents, reporters and pizza chefs have assembled. Club Penguin’s mightiest heroes are preparing for one last desperate attempt to stop Destructobot. “You must face the robot head on,” a mysterious shadowy figure said on screen. “My agents, meanwhile, will work to neutralize its power source.” “And what if we can’t work together?” a Super Hero interrupted. “We’re not a team, we’re a ticking popcorn device!” “Then the island is doomed,” the figure said coldly. “The choice is yours. But my agents never back down from a battle.” “THEN WE DO THIS!” said a large, bulky Super Hero. “HULK SMASH!” The final battle has begun. Will the island be saved? One way or another, it all ends July 3! Club Penguin CHEATS Marvel Super Hero Takeover!
Citizen Standoff!
Police and robber standoffs continue across the city!
Submitted by Aunt Arctic — The struggle between cops and robbers continues this week. Intense standoffs have been reported Downtown, and dance offs have broken out in the Night Club. But there is hope. All citizens can choose to join the forces of good—even robbers! Police are encouraging robbers to reform their dastardly ways and turn good. “I was once a bad guy myself,” said a police officer. “But then I realized that crime doesn’t pay. Seriously, I wasn’t getting my paychecks.” “Cor blimey! Not a bad idea!” said a robber in a jail cell. “I totally just changed my evil ways. Honest guv’! Let me out of this cell?” You bet! Here’s your uniform. Welcome to the CPPD!”
Upcoming Events :)
On now! Fireworks! Look up into the sky! This year’s fireworks are a blast!
July 5 Super Hero Stage! Gamma Gal and Shadow Guy are set to face the slimy Squidzoid!
July 5 Penguin Style Catalog New super-sweet styles to strut your stuff in!
The battle between good and evil ends July 3!
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until July 11. Super villain Pin CHEAT
Next pin hidden: July 12–25
News Flash!
Thousands of Doom Drones spotted Downtown! Please be advised—epic battles and traffic jams are expected!
Ask Aunt Arctic :)
Dear Aunt Arctic, Technically, shouldn’t the Meteor be called the Meteorite? – Gerry D Gizmo Guy
Dear Gerry D Gizmo Guy, As a matter of fact you’re right, Gerry. According to my dictionary, meteors burn up in the Earth’s atmosphere. If a meteor DOESN’T burn up, and hits the ground, it’s called a meteorite. I must commend your journalistic skills. A good reporter is observant, and always seeks to get the facts right. Well done! What I do know is that it was spotted weeks ago, during the Medieval Party when it was in the sky. Technically it was still a meteor at that point. We were half right! So lesson learned. If another meteor ever comes along, we should wait to see if it hits the ground before naming it.
Villain Victory Imminent!
Prepare for the final attack. Victory will be ours.
Attention Super Villains. Your failure to defeat the Super Heroes is unacceptable.The time has come to end the stalemate. Follow these orders, and the island will be ours by July 3.
Order 1: Gather more forces. Turn Super Heroes to the forces of evil. Attack as one.
Order 2: Defend Destructobot. I shall harvest more power from the Meteor. This will make Destructobot invincible.
Order 3: Break into the Secret Agent Command Room. Do whatever it takes to stop them.
Order 4: Drive all penguins from the island. Prepare to rule Club Penguin.
Repeat: Victory must be ours by July 3. Do not fail me.
Robbers Escape Jail!
Jailbreaks and pizza shortages plague the CPPD.
Submitted, regrettably, by Aunt Arctic—The Club Penguin Police Department had a huge setback this week, as a crowd of robbers managed to escape. I was just sittings here, ye see,” said the officer on duty. “And theres was this whole herd o’ robbers in theres. Next thing I knows, they’s gones!” When asked if he saw anything suspicious, the officer added. “I did sees this guy, all dressed up as Loki, the Norse god of mischief. He’s currentlys wanted for questioning.” If anyone sees a crowd of robbers walking around, or Loki the Norse god of mischief, please contact the CPPD.
News Flash!
Warning: if you are a villain, and you are invited to the Super Hero HQ for snacks, do NOT go. That is a trick.
Ask Aunt Arctic!
Attention Aunt Arctic, Why do you resist the Takeover? You cannot win. – UP10K
To UP10K, I’ve been waiting to hear from you. The infamous ‘UP10K’, that started all this trouble. Well listen closely, you mechanical menace, because this Chief Editor has some ‘news’ for you. We’re not afraid of you. And by ‘we’, I mean the citizens of Club Penguin. That’s right, the citizens. The pizza chefs, the construction workers, and the snow farmers. Even white puffles aren’t afraid of you. If you can’t scare off the most gentle and peaceful creatures on the island, you certainly aren’t going to scare off the Super Heroes. So if you want my advice, I suggest packing up your Destructobot, returning all the missing coins, and apologizing to everyone. I await your response. Thanks for your question!
Secrets Classified Become a Great Super Villain!
Submitted by UP10K
Are you aware being a Super Villain upgrades your awesomeness by 437%? It is a fact. Becoming a Super Villain is easy. You don’t need to be a hyper-intelligent megalomaniacal supercomputer to do it. Members, click on the Super Icon on the top of your screen. Proceed to click the Super Villain option. Done. Super Villain upgrade complete. For free players, there are many job openings for robbers, evil minions, and mindless drones. Do not become a Super Hero. That would downgrade your awesomeness by 5600%. I have spoken.
…See earlier Club Penguin Times issue 348!
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