Is Herbert’s Plan Failing? Resistance Rises!
Is Herbert’s Plan Failing?
The Illustrious Leader Supreme was unavailable for comment.
Author Classified — Where is Herbert? Have his plans hit a speed bump? Are the EPF causing trouble behind the scenes? Those are the unanswered questions, as Herbert’s power seems to be slipping.
A group of concerned citizens found the Newsroom abandoned this week, with the newspaper only half written. They worked together to finish writing it. “Yo check it peeps, this Herbert guy’s a MAJOR drag,” said one unnamed helper. And his plan’s going down! Operation fail!” “That polar bear is grumpier than a Mullet fish at a ballet recital,” said an anonymous construction worker. And this Blackout is as finished as a grilled cheese sandwich at midnight.” “Though the darkness is deep, where there is bravery, light will always shine through,” said the mysterious leader of the group. “Be brave, Agents of Elite. We are behind you. Club Penguin will be free.”
Resistance Rises :)
At least one agent is proving too clever for Herbert.
Author Classified — EPF agents are going missing. The temperature is dropping to dangerous levels. But there is hope. The EPF resistance continues to fight. And at least one agent seems to have Herbert nervous. At his fancy party, Herbert P. Bear was overheard yelling, “What?! There are still agents on the loose? Wait... THAT agent is still on the loose!?” “UNACCEPTABLE! We’ve caught EVERYONE ELSE! The entire EPF Leadership is in my clutches! Do I have to hunt down that agent myself?!” “FIND THEM! You KNOW what they can do. That agent is as dangerous as the Director!! “Do not rest until you have them! NOW GO!” Club Penguin’s darkest hour has come. Will the EPF prevail?
Upcoming Events :)
Dec. 6 Penguin Style? New fashions are ready to hit the stands... Will Herbert allow them?
Dec. 6 Snow and Sports? Check out the latest in sportswear... If Herbert hasn’t banned them.
Dec. 13 Furniture Catalog? New furniture coming... unless Herbert burns it for firewood.
Is the Blackout ending? Can the EPF defeat Herbert?
Pins are back! Hidden now until December 12.
Next pin hidden: December 13–26
…I get an indication that something is hidden here on Klutzy but nothing happens when I click…Bug?
News Flash :)
Herbert was spotted running around the island this week, looking generally flustered and cranky. Should you see him, all citizens are encouraged to throw snowballs at him.
Ask Herbert :)
Hey Herbert! What’s the North Pole like? – Goe Bak Dere
It’s cold, miserable, and annoying. You would probably fit right in.
Hey Herbert! Your rules don’t make sense. Why did you ban swimming? – Yore Weird
That’s none of your business. But the next thing I’m going to ban is tiresome questions.
Hey Herbert! Can you judge the next igloo contest? – Aye Liek Iglus
I can’t even say no loud enough. But let me try. NOOOOO!!!!!
Squeak! Squeak squeak squeaky! – Lolz
You puffles are as aggravating as your owners.
Penguins are the most annoying creatures that have ever existed!
Hey Herbert! Why do penguins bother you so much? – Payne Gwen Fann
This question is so annoying, I almost ignored it. But then I realized that if I don’t spell it out for you dimwitted penguins, you might stay this way forever. As it would take a thousand newspapers to explain it properly, I shall make this brief. You penguins are irritating. Your music is loud and obnoxious. Your pets are ridiculous and tiresome. Your inventions are useless. Your hobbies are irksome. Your newspapers are boring. Your parties are vexing. Your fashion sense is offensive. You’re short. You’re noisy. You don’t mind your own business. You enjoy the cold. You celebrate weird holidays. Your waddling is bothersome. And your tooting is frankly disgusting. In fact, after considerable thought, the only thing that I like about you penguins is your veggie seaweed pizza. THAT’S. IT. So write all this stuff down, and stop doing it. Maybe then I’ll consider giving you back a little sunlight.
Secrets Classified Secret Entrances Into Herbert’s Base :)
Alright dudes! It’s time to ’band’ together and show this Herbert guy we’re not gonna take this bummer Blackout anymore.
Time to raise a ruckus where Herbert can’t handle it—his base! And HERE’S how you and your crew can get inside:
- Sneak in through the fancy paradise party. It’s no penguins allowed, but Herbert’s rules were made to be broken!
- Use the secret EPF tunnel. You’ll need to find the emergency EPF HQ ASAP. (Whoa, that’s a lot of letters).
Time for Herbert to face the music. Let’s rush that base and rock his world! Peace!
…See earlier Club Herbert Times! Club Penguin Times issue 370 :)
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