SPIKE HIKE!!! BUT WHY do you want to destroy Club Penguin?
…YOU LITTLE…Spike Hike stopped himself…then he quickly changed mood and smiled…you found out my secret good work Ha ha! He grabbed the Darth Vader Helmet and quickly put it on again but now when I knew it was he and not Herbert behind the Darth Vader costume I thought he looked much smaller…What is going on? Why are you impersonating Herbert? Spike Hike didn't answer he just looked at me for a long long time then he said with a strained voice Try to understand my point of view Saraapril, I’m the Vice President and General Manager of Club Penguin and my main goal is to market, advertise and promote Disney so kids all over the world will buy their toys, and consumer electronics!
…Hmmm…but that doesn't give you the right to pretend to be Herbert and to blame him for your actions! I have for a long time noticed how you size down Original Club Penguin Parties to a few rooms to make them as small and boring as possible and then you claim they are not popular and replace them with Takeover Parties! Another thing I noticed is that there were a throwing snowball Bug in the Recycling Plant for a long long time and both me and other Penguins kept reporting that bug to Club Penguin but nobody fixed it and eventually many Penguins stopped to play in that room and then you claim it wasn't popular and replaced it with a University to remind us about the Monsters University Takeover Party! And you don’t give us floorings and old cool Igloos and with that you limit our possibility to be creative and use our imagination and…
…ENOUGH! There will not be any of the Igloo updates you are asking for! Imagination is overrated! You kids should play exactly what I tell you to play and then go and buy Disney products! You Saraapril keep sounding annoyingly much like Billybob! He’s all about worldwide friendship, building a positive online community, Coins for Change, helping kids in real life, happiness, imagination, creativity and FUN! I don’t care about foolish stuff like that! Club Penguin should ONLY be about earning Money! And as long as I’m in charge it will only be about that! Spike Hike was so angry that he spitted on the window!
…Then he turned toward me and said with help of my allied on Disney we got rid of Billybob and now it’s time to get rid of you and your blog where you keep telling the truth about my ad campaigns and what’s going on in Club Penguin! Spike Hike turned on his Lightsaber…Goodbye Saraapril!
…Gulp…I looked at the Lightsaber Spike Hike threatened me with and then I looked Spike Hike in the eyes and asked what is your goal with Club Penguin? Spike Hike hesitated and then he said it’s a secret but as you never will be able to tell anyone I will reveal it for you…My goal is to destroy the Original Club Penguin and replace it with Club Advertise Disney! 
…NOOOO!!! Please Don’t! I begged PLEASE! PLEASE!! SPIKE HIKE!!!DON’T Destroy the world I LOVE!!! MWAHAHA!!! TOO LATE!! I have come far with the execution of my plan and when it’s complete everyone will blame Herbert for it!!! MWAHAHA!!! Then he raced the Lightsaber again…No further talking Saraapril it’s time for you to DIE!
…To be continued…
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9 comments:
Oh my gosh! Saraapril, I don't want you to stop blogging or playing Club Penguin! You're the best! DONT GO! D;
Saraapril I agree with you, Club penguin become Disney's marketing department. whan I heard about the new summer party I was super excited until I discoverd it's "teen Beach Movie" party
Oh no! I am in my igloo now trying to figure out a plan Saraapril! I'm so sad! I'm packing along with my puffles! I'm scared Sara!! :(
Is Club Penguin in war again? Will penguins protest against Spike Hike? So many questions, unanswered. We must fight, and for the last time! No more advertising parties! Give Club Penguin back, Disney!
this is kinda a scary story :0
I am boycotting Club Penguin... And I'm only entering 6th grade! Spike Hike, You took away my FAVORITE ROOM, turned Club Penguin and turned it into Club Disney, THUS RUINING CLUB PENGUIN! Spike Hike YOU ARE GOING DOWN! Saraapril, I know that this is just a story, but Club Penguin is being ruined! Only YOU (and others) can save it!
Your friend,
Webkinz38824
OMG you will die!Saraapril that sounds SO creepy.
Aww, still no igloos, such an ig-loss ~ Flingy8705
I'm afraid its already happened! I understand they want to make money, but what about the kids? I don't know ANY kid who is liking this change! Its sad. REALLY sad. And when me and my friends play hide and seek around club penguin, we LOVED going to the Recycling Plant! We used to play around there and throw things into the bin and see what would come out. Its like club penguin doesn't want any sign of helping the environment anymore! But it doesn't matter. They don't listen. Kids used to have fun on club penguin and now.... I don't know.
With Love (When CP gives none),
Maddie81438
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