Once again The Haunting of the Viking Opera is back at the Stage :)
…You find the items for this play in the Costume Trunk Catalog CHEATS 2014 :)
The Haunting of the Viking Opera script has been a bit updated:
Hector: Alright everyone, it's time for Helga's solo. From the top!
Helga: NO! NO! A bajillion times NO! I will not sing!
Hector: Come on Helga! Your solo's the most important part of the play!
Helga: NO! As long as the ghost is ghosting, I will not sing!
Hector: Helga, please! There's no such thing as ghosts!
Bailey: Now now, miss 'egla, nothin' to worry about. Im 'ere now.
Helga: Oh, but what if the ghost throws a tomato or something?
Bailey: No worries. I'll 'appily take a tomato for you any day.
Helga: Well...Alright. I'll do it. I'll sing.
Hector: Wonderful! Alright everyone, places, places!
Everyone takes in their places
Hector: All right, from the top. One... Two... Three... Action!
Ghost: OOOooooOOOOooooooOOOOoooOOO!!!!!
Bailey: Yikes! That doesn't sound right...
Helga: It's not me! IT'S THE GHOST!
Ghost: OOOOooooOOOOOooOOOoooOOOO!!!!
Hector: Oh my goodness! The ghost is real?!
Helga: Don't just stand there, do something!
Bailey: Well, I ain't afraid of no ghost! Let me 'andle this!
Bailey: You there! You're under arrest! Haunting is against the law!
Ghost begins to glow.
Ghost: OOOOoooOOOooOOOoOO!!!
Bailey: On second thought, maybe I'll let you off with a warning...
Hector: Maybe if we ask nicely, it'll go haunt the mine or something...
Helga: Oh fiddle sticks! I've had enough! Shoo, ghost, shoo!
Ghost: OOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOO!!!
Helga: Hmph! You call that a G flat? I'LL show you a G flat...
Helga: LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Ghost: OOOOoooOOOOooOOOO!!!
Helga: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Bailey: BLIMEY! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK!
Hector: WHAAAAT?!!
There's a rumble and suddenly...
A giant avalanche buries the ghost.
Helga: Now THAT'S how you sing an opera.
Hector: I guess it's not over until the hat-lady sings!
Bailey: Alright, now let's see who's really behind the ghost!
Bailey removes the Ghost's costume
Hector: Why it's Moneek, our costume designer!
Moneek: Whoa, my head... What's going on here?
Hector: What were you doing in that sheet?
Moneek: Sorry, I got tangled in that sheet with my flashlight.
Helga: Then why were you yelling 'OOOOooooOOOO!!!'
Moneek: Oh, it was too bright. It was hurting my eyes.
Bailey: Well, I'm glad we got all that cleared up!
Helga: And I finally got a chance to practice my solo!
Hector: Good show everyone. Let's take it from the top!
THE END
Director: ACTION!
Director: Places please!
Director: Cue the avalanche!
Director: Actors on set!
Director: That's a wrap!
Director: Great job everyone!
Tour Guide message: Now showing a play of specters and singers. The Haunting of the Viking Opera! Come join the show!
Viking Opera Special Effects switchboard 3000 – The Stage :)
Happy77 interviews Play Writher of The Haunting of the Viking Opera :)
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