Saturday 19 is the International Talk Like a Pirate Day 2015 :) The Celebration in Club Penguin has already started and here are some Pirate inspired party jokes :)
What is a pirate's favorite dessert? Peach cobblARRRRR!
What do you get when you cross... a pirate with a zucchini? A squashbuckler!
Know any good pirate jokes? Neither do ayyyyyy!
What happened when Redbeard... fell into the Blue Sea? He got marooned!
What do pirates wear in the winter? Long Johns!
What grades did the pirate get in school? High Seas!
What did the pirate say... when he crashed on the iceberg? Shiver me timbers!
How does a pirate clean his ship? He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!
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