Captain Rockhopper’s Message!

Captain Rockhopper’s Message!
ARR! I be writing back to ye with terrible news, me hearties. I’ve faced many storms in me life at sea. But this one be me most vile, bilge-ridden time on the ocean. Flip over!

I be out o’ stinky cheese! By me beard, it be a terrible fate! This voyage be longer than I be thinking, and now all I have left are puffle-Os Yarr made me bring. Bah! What kinda pirate be eating puffle-Os! But, there be hope yet. Me treasure map points to an island nearby that holds ancient treasures. One o’ them be the fabled Wheel of Potent Cheese. I know I be close to the island now. Even Yarr agrees with me navigatin’, so it must be on track! Har har, it be time for a treasure hunt, mateys!

Operation: Hibernation Uncovered!
Newly declassified secrets. By Aunt Arctic — Today, and for the rest of the month, I’ll be bringing you the stories of the Elite Penguin Force. These are the brave agents who work in the shadows. They protect our island from villainous forces such as Hebert P. Bear. Recently, the EPF released some top secret files to me. One is the story of the 2012 Operation: Hibernation. This was the ingenious plan to lure Herbert into hibernation by making it unbearably cold. Despite the fact that polar bears don’t normally sleep through winter, this actually worked! A daring agent had to break through Herbert’s defenses to set up the AC 3000 device. However, the victory was short-lived, and his next attack on the island was an attempt at an icy revenge.
Island Rumors :)
PUFFLE BAND By DJ Cadence – WHOA, rumor alert! Have you heard about puffle bands on the island? Maybe someone is making a puffle choir by using the speak trick? Or maybe the puffles are rocking out on their own!? All I wanna know is why Lolz wasn’t invited! jk. Sounds like it’s all hush-hush. If u get some gossip, send it to ur gurl, DJ Cadence!
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until June 24.
Next pin hidden: June 25–July 8

Newsflash!
There are rumors that some of the new Stage Igloos are haunted by a phantom! Form a ghost-hunting brigade and find out!
Ask Aunt Arctic :)
How do you find the secrets? – Girl577
You must be talking about the secrets in the Penguin Style catalog in the Clothes Shop. I don’t imagine you’re asking about a secret agency at all. I couldn’t possibly know about that. But, the secrets in the catalog are a great way to find rare items. Inspect each picture carefully, and you’ll find some hidden treasures. They’re just a click away.
Sled Racer by Juanda26
By Aunt Arctic — This is quite an exciting picture, Juanda26. It looks like you’re really enjoying your race down the hill. Just looking at this picture reminds me of the rush of air as you start a run. And the tight grip on the tube as you whip past an obstacle–or a friend’s high score. Best of luck on your upcoming races. I’ll be looking for you on the leaderboards!

Secrets Classified Card-Jitsu Fire :)
By Sensei
Grasshopper, mastering Card-Jistu Fire takes patience, practice, and a few tips.
• When you don’t have a card of the right element, play your weakest card.
• If you have a Power Card ready, and get the chance; challenge an opponent to a Card-Jitsu battle. If you win,you’ll gain energy.
• Never give up. You gain progress even if you lose. But if you quit, you will gain nothing.

…See earlier Newspaper Club Penguin Times issue 502 :)
More soon…