Descendants Party Next Week! National Video Games Day!

Descendants Party Next Week!
From the Isle of the Lost... By Aunt Arctic — A new school will be popping up next week, and it’s sure to come with magic and mischief. Auradon Prep and the Isle of the Lost will be yours to explore—but do so at your own risk! There’s no telling how out of control things will get.

The magic wand and spell book will surely be hot accessories this year. Hmm, do you think there’s a spell that will finish your homework for you? As the school year begins, I’d like to remind you to be kind to the teachers of Auradon Prep. It seems like they’re going to have their hands full with all the magical activity. Remember, spell books should be used with caution! And of course, it’s against the rules to turn the principal into a toad!

National Video Games Day!
Press B to Jump for Joy. By Gary — Greetings! I’ve hypothesized that many of you will be interested in National Video Games Day September 12. It seems like the perfect time for us to test our abilities at the Arcade above the Dance Club. The games there are Club Penguin classics! This may surprise some of you but I’m quite proficient at Astro Barrier. It’s all about gauging the momentum of numerous objects in order to predict when to fire your blasters. It’s easy as E=MC²! Yet for all my scientific intuition, I just can’t reach the final level. Surely it must be impossible. Or is it? You’ll have to let me know if you beat it. Perhaps your knowledge of pixels exceeds even my own!
Upcoming Events :)
Sep. 16 Descendants Party School’s in at Auradon Prep!
Sep. 19 Talk Like a Pirate Day Avast, it be nearly this special piratey day!
Sep. 11: Top Fashionistas—Fashion displays going on at the Dock, Snow Forts and Forest!
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until September 16.
Next pin hidden: September 17–30

Newsflash :)
Randomly, mobs of jesters have been seen dancing around the island. This is no laughing matter!
Ask Aunt Arctic :)
Why does Rockhopper love stinky cheese so much? – Golden 83898
That’s a great question. Many penguins know of the captain’s fondness for stinky cheese, but I don’t think we’ve ever asked him why. Maybe he developed a taste for it because the cheese he sets sail with becomes stinky over time. Or maybe he likes it for being such an easy treasure to find–after all, you can smell it from a mile away! I can’t understand how anyone could love something that smells so bad. But I guess it’s like the old saying goes...“Love is in the nose of the beholder!”
Fan Art by Pin Guinchen :)
A fun self-portrait. By Rookie — Wow, super cool picture, Pin! I think I’d like to try out a hairstyle like that. Except that would mean removing my hat......which would mean removing a LOT of super glue.

Secrets Classified EPF Spy Drills :)
By Jet Pack Guy - Only those with proper security clearance can see this message: Good day, Agents. Increased threats have been spotted on the island recently. Please ensure that you’re up to speed on EPF procedures.
• Chip Maze: There’s no timer, so take your time to plan your path and scope out threats.
• Rhythm Lock: Do you learn best through hearing or seeing, agent? If you can’t remember the rhythm, try to memorize the patterns.
• Challenge: A challenge is three spy drills in a row. It’s important to stay focused. Ensure that you have a few minutes where you’ll be uninterrupted.
Be remarkable, agents! The island is counting on us!

...See earlier Newspaper Club Penguin Times issue 515 :)
More soon...