Joke like a Pirate :)

Saturday 19 is the International Talk Like a Pirate Day 2015 :) The Celebration in Club Penguin has already started and here are some Pirate inspired party jokes :)

What is a pirate's favorite dessert? Peach cobblARRRRR!
What do you get when you cross... a pirate with a zucchini? A squashbuckler!
Know any good pirate jokes? Neither do ayyyyyy!
What happened when Redbeard... fell into the Blue Sea? He got marooned!
What do pirates wear in the winter? Long Johns!
What grades did the pirate get in school? High Seas!
What did the pirate say... when he crashed on the iceberg? Shiver me timbers!
How does a pirate clean his ship? He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!

When to meet Rockhopper CHEAT September 2015 :)

FREE Red Pirate Bandana for EVERYONE :)

Spy Phone message from Director September 17, 2015 :)

I really like these pretty PINK Flowers :) They smell so good and...What!?! A new spy phone message...

September 17, 2015

Director

Unusual activity has been detected at the school. Go undercover and infiltrate it, agent!

...Right NOW!?! Okay Director...by the way have you seen the statue when it's shape shifting? Descendants Party CHEATS 2015 Club Penguin!

See earlier Spy Phone message from Rookie :)

Descendants Party On Now in Club Penguin!

This is a message by Megg: Hi Penguins! Are you ready to be rotten to the core?! I hope so because the Disney Descendants party is ON NOW! I've got my outfit already picked out, it's a balance between good and evil! ;)

Which character is your favorite and why? Let us know in the comments below! Waddle on

...I like Ben best as he's so kind and caring :) More info about the party here Descendants Party CHEATS 2015 Club Penguin!