The Old Ogre Dragon - Once Upon a Medieval Time :)

Once upon a time an Old Ogre Dragon was fast asleep in a cave. The Old Ogre Dragon had been sleeping for hundreds and hundreds of years and it had no desire to wake up for at least another hundred year when a high Happy HURRAY disturbed him!

…Without opening his eyes he let out a LOAD ROAR and smugly laughed when he heard the panicked screams of those that scarily run for their lives! HA HA! That will teach whoever that woke me up a lesson he said to himself and tried to fall asleep again BUT he couldn't!

…ROAR! My body aches and when did my cozy cave become this drafty? With a heavy sigh the Old Ogre Dragon dragged himself out of the Cave and found lots of Gold and Jewels outside. He grumpily looked at the Treasure and then he ignored it and started to move towards the Ogre Town…

…Just before he reached the bridge he tripped on a red shovel and fell down into the hot lava stream! AHHHH! He yelled in pain…

…and quickly jumped up grabbed the red shovel and with all his force threw it away and then he started to feel dizzy and his skin started to glow and shift color into lighter green and when he touched the scales they felt smooth. He picked up a shiny coin and in the reflection he saw that he had become young again and his body didn't ache anymore :)

…And then the now Young Ogre Dragon lived Happily ever after :) OR…

The weak Villager - Once Upon a Medieval Time :)

Saraapril’s Stories and Adventures :)

The weak Villager - Once Upon a Medieval Time :)

Once upon a time a poor Peasant Girl lived in a Medieval village. Even though life was hard she was happy as she was surrounded by nice friends and kind neighbors and she loved her life and her work at the inn :) But things were going to change…

…Rumor had it that a wizard was around and more and more villagers mysteriously disappeared and instead the village became inhabited with more and more Puffle Chickens…

…While she did her best to feed and take care of them she wonder where all her friends and neighbors went and where all the stressed Puffle Chickens came from…

…One day she was the only Penguin left in the village and to care for the Puffle Chickens took up so much time that she barely had any time left to eat or sleep and eventually she got so weak that she no longer could handle the wheelbarrow…

…I wish someone could help me she said out loud and then a little fairy appeared…

…Your wish is granted said the fairy and suddenly the Peasant Girl had a red shiny shovel in her flipper and the fairy was gone! What a nice shovel the Peasant Girl said to the nearest Puffle Chicken, so shiny and so beautifully red :) Let’s try it…

…But as the Peasant Girl was so weakened she didn't have the strength to dig and she put the fairy’s shovel for safe keeping in the backroom of the inn. And then she said to herself I must leave this village when I still can and find a way to get strong again so I can keep caring for the Puffle Chickens and so she did. After waddling for hours she came to a desolated Ogre village that smelled like rotten eggs…

...inside a house she found an Old Stinky Sock Pizza and she tried to eat some of it but it smelled so badly that she couldn't get it down even though she was half starved…

...If I can find something to drink I might be able to get this food down she thought and looked around and there on a shelf she spotted several bottles with liquid. She picked one down and opened it but quickly put the cork back into the bottle when the smell oozed out…

...The liquid inside the next bottle she tried didn't smell at all so she put it to her beak and took a sip…EWWW…It tasted HORRIBLE! But it made her feel stronger so she drank more and then the bottle started to look smaller and she realized that she had become OGRE SIZED! First she got scared but then she found that she had become OGRE STRONG too :)

…The Peasant Girl hurried back to her village and now when she was BIG and STRONG as an Ogre she could easily take good care of all the Puffle Chickens :)

…And then they lived Happily ever after :) OR…

Saraapril’s Stories and Adventures :)

Helping to Save the Ocean :)

Today Sweet and I have dived into the deep blue Ocean that surrounds Club Penguin Island to clean up the Soda Seas and to study all the Sea Monsters that live down there :) OH NO! This doesn't look good at all BUT if we work TOGETHER we will soon have the leaking Cream Soda Barrels removed!

…DONE :) There are so many interesting animals living down here :) We had so much FUN playing TOGETHER with the Blowfishes trying to make the Funniest Face :) We all laughed so hard at the Funny Faces we made and then Sweet accidently swam right into a Blowfish mouth and the shocked Blowfish made the Silliest Face ever right before it spitted Sweet out…LOL :)

…Sweet LOVES to swim around and she dives and does a water dance :) Sorry BIG Fish! Sweet didn't meant to scare you! Please be still and I will do my best to steer the Aqua Grabber so it doesn't  bump into you…

…It’s so nice to see how clear the Sea is and how well the seaweed and corals have recovered after we cleaned up the Spill :) Wait for me Sweet the Amethysts we found is so heavy that the Agua Grabber gets slow…LOL :)

…THANKS for a FUN day Sweet :) Let’s take the Amethysts to Uncle Gary I know he would like to use it for his latest Experiment :)

How to Play Aqua Grabber Game in Club Penguin CHEATS :)

Rockhopper and Yarr visiting Prism :)

I’m so HAPPY that Rockhopper and Yarr have found their way back to Club Penguin Island again and so are they and Aunt Arctic :) I found Rockhopper and Yarr at the Migrator and asked if they wanted to meet Prism? Ye Mateys are me Mateys Rockhopper said and TOGETHER we went to the Hotel roof and flew with the Rainbow Cannon up to the Cloud Forest :)

…Both Rockhopper and Yarr were HAPPY to meet Prism and his Friends and TOGETHER we had so much FUN playing with all the Rainbow Puffles :) Rockhopper told us a Story about Garianna a young Penguin girl he and Yarr had met and he claimed that she had made a magical potion that turned her into a Unicorn Puffle!

…As always it was hard to leave the Cloud Forest without Prism I hugged him and told him that I love him and how much his siblings missing him and asked him to not give up hope! One day I will find a way to adopt Prism! It MUST be a way! It MUST! But…HOW?

Saraapril’s Stories and Adventures :)

Saraapril’s PINK and Pretty Mirror Castle Igloo :)

Today Sweet and I are visiting an Old Castle that is located high up in the Club Penguin Mountains :) Soon we will take a Guided Tour but first I will…

…send this Picture of us when we are admiring the fantastic view from this Tower to Aunt Arctic :) Done! Time for the Castle Tour :)

…I wonder where this set of steps will take us? What did you say Sweet? You think it’s Amazing that so many steps can be built into just one Castle? Are you tired Sweet? Okay hold on I will carry you…and I agree it’s Amazing :) The builders of this Castle must have worked very hard and they must have been very skilled too :)

…WOW! We can see the Toughest Mountain from here! You know what Sweet? I think we should go on another Expedition there soon and try to find out more about the Yeti girl :) Proof of a Yeti Girl?…My Stories and Adventures :)

…What a nice Castle you have built Sweet :) What? You want to live in a Castle? GREAT IDEA! Let’s hurry home…

…to move and decorate…DONE :) Welcome to the PINK and Pretty Mirror Castle :)

…This Castle is Famous for its Beautiful Mirror Walls and the Legend says that if you look in the Mirrors in a certain order you will unlock a secret door that leads to the pristine Mirror Lake were the kind and good hearted Friendship Fairies live :)

…See earlier Igloo decoration Saraapril’s Water Park Igloo :)

UPDATE: Saraapril’s Mirror Lake Igloo :)

Waiting for Paycheck :)

Today I have spent most of my time at the Forest while waiting for this month paychecks :) I LOVE it here it’s so nice to hear the sounds of the nature and the fragrance from all the tropical flowers are Fantastic :)

…I have been swimming around in the water pool and washed my hair in the Waterfall…

…and now I will sit here on my favorite cliff and let it dry in the sun before I put it up in a Hairdo again :) I wonder when the paychecks will come? When they do I will buy marshmallows as a treat for my Puffles for our story telling around the Bonfire Party :)

Saraapril’s Stories and Adventures :)

UPDATE: Club Penguin Payday September 1, 2011 :)

My Puffles Update :)

I’m so HAPPY :) First I found that the Rainbow Puffles at the Cloud Forest survived the Star Wars and I have had so Much FUN Today playing with Prism and his Friends :) Are the Rainbow Puffles in Danger?

…Then my Puffles came home and TOGETHER we went to the Beach to plant the Trees they and the Crabs had brought there for planting to protect the shoreline from erosion :) TOGETHER we have decorated the Trees with Clovers to show Club Penguin that we want the Recycling Plant back! Resist! Star Wars Club Penguin Chapter 4!

…I’m so HAPPY that ALL my Puffles survived the war and I’m so Thankful to the Crabs that kept them safe :) I hope that Club Penguin NEVER EVER will force another war upon us but instead start to do Good!

Recycling and Environment Game ideas :)

Resist! Star Wars Club Penguin Chapter 4!

Among the rubble from the Recycling plant I saw something move and a dianoga appeared! It looked at me and then it said Don’t let anyone threaten or scare you Saraapril look inside your heart and you will know what to do and then it disappeared!

…Look inside my heart…Now I know! Princess Cadence is wrong! I’m NOT Club Penguin’s Only Hope WE ARE! TOGETHER ALL Penguins can help out to save our beloved world! Let’s email Club Penguin and tell them our opinion about Disney Takeovers and the destruction of the Recycling Plant! Let’s show Club Penguin that we kids care about the Environment and want the Recycling Plant back by making clover emotes and grow Flowers! It’s time to resist and tell Disney to STOP destroying Club Penguin! Let’s work TOGETHER TO SAVE OUR WORLD!

The Power of the Pink Helmet! Star Wars Takeover Club Penguin Chapter 3!

The Power of the Pink Helmet! Star Wars Club Penguin Chapter 3!

I felt the heat from the weapon and just as Spike Hike was ready to strike me a Pink Helmet appeared hovering over my head!

…Spike Hike looked Surprised and dropped his Lightsaber NOOOO!!!!! I’m afraid of that Helmet he yelled in panic and run away!

…What!?! I reached for the Pink Viking Helmet to look closer at it…Where did this come from? And why is Spike Hike so afraid of it?Suddenly Sensei appeared, Greetings Grasshopper, I can see that you have the Powerful Pink Helmet in your flippers! Yes I answered did you send it to save me? Sensei looked at me with his wise and kind eyes. I would have if I could Saraapril but I’m not that powerful the only creature that is so powerful that it can send an object through the Galaxy is the Old Crab.

…The Old Crab Saved me!?! I smiled and touched the Shell Necklace the Old Crab once gave me THANKS OLD CRAB! Then I asked Sensei Why is Spike Hike so afraid of a Pink Helmet?

…Sensei answered the Pink Viking Helmet is a symbol of honesty and integrity and nothing is scarier than that for a Marketer! I’m glad to see that you are safe and I am looking forward to your next blog post and then he bowed and vanished!

…Immediately I got a hologram message from Princess Cadence: Save the originality of Club Penguin Saraapril! Help me, you are my only hope!

…I’m Club Penguin’s only Hope!?! That is a GIGANTIC burden to put on someone! My stomach started to ache, what shall I do now? I loosened my firm grip of the Pink Helmet and it left my flippers and started to float in the air and move away and I followed it…

…all the way down to the trash compactor and there it just Vanished! Why had it lead me down here? And how can I save Club Penguin from Spike Hike’s plan?

…To be continued…

The Truth about Darth Herbert! Star Wars Takeover Club Penguin Chapter 2!

UPDATE: Resist! Star Wars Club Penguin Chapter 4!

The Truth about Darth Herbert! Star Wars Club Penguin Chapter 2!

SPIKE HIKE!!! BUT WHY do you want to destroy Club Penguin?

…YOU LITTLE…Spike Hike stopped himself…then he quickly changed mood and smiled…you found out my secret good work Ha ha! He grabbed the Darth Vader Helmet and quickly put it on again but now when I knew it was he and not Herbert behind the Darth Vader costume I thought he looked much smaller…What is going on? Why are you impersonating Herbert? Spike Hike didn't answer he just looked at me for a long long time then he said with a strained voice Try to understand my point of view Saraapril, I’m the Vice President and General Manager of Club Penguin and my main goal is to market, advertise and promote Disney so kids all over the world will buy their toys, and consumer electronics!

…Hmmm…but that doesn't give you the right to pretend to be Herbert and to blame him for your actions! I have for a long time noticed how you size down Original Club Penguin Parties to a few rooms to make them as small and boring as possible and then you claim they are not popular and replace them with Takeover Parties! Another thing I noticed is that there were a throwing snowball Bug in the Recycling Plant for a long long time and both me and other Penguins kept reporting that bug to Club Penguin but nobody fixed it and eventually many Penguins stopped to play in that room and then you claim it wasn't popular and replaced it with a University to remind us about the Monsters University Takeover Party! And you don’t give us floorings and old cool Igloos and with that you limit our possibility to be creative and use our imagination and…

…ENOUGH! There will not be any of the Igloo updates you are asking for! Imagination is overrated! You kids should play exactly what I tell you to play and then go and buy Disney products! You Saraapril keep sounding annoyingly much like Billybob! He’s all about worldwide friendship, building a positive online community, Coins for Change, helping kids in real life, happiness, imagination, creativity and FUN! I don’t care about foolish stuff like that! Club Penguin should ONLY be about earning Money! And as long as I’m in charge it will only be about that! Spike Hike was so angry that he spitted on the window!

…Then he turned toward me and said with help of my allied on Disney we got rid of Billybob and now it’s time to get rid of you and your blog where you keep telling the truth about my ad campaigns and what’s going on in Club Penguin! Spike Hike turned on his Lightsaber…Goodbye Saraapril!

…Gulp…I looked at the Lightsaber Spike Hike threatened me with and then I looked Spike Hike in the eyes and asked what is your goal with Club Penguin? Spike Hike hesitated and then he said it’s a secret but as you never will be able to tell anyone I will reveal it for you…My goal is to destroy the Original Club Penguin and replace it with Club Advertise Disney!

…NOOOO!!! Please Don’t! I begged PLEASE! PLEASE!! SPIKE HIKE!!!DON’T Destroy the world I LOVE!!! MWAHAHA!!! TOO LATE!! I have come far with the execution of my plan and when it’s complete everyone will blame Herbert for it!!! MWAHAHA!!! Then he raced the Lightsaber again…No further talking Saraapril it’s time for you to DIE!

…To be continued…

Diabolic Plan! Star Wars Takeover Club Penguin Chapter 1!

UPDATE: The Power of the Pink Helmet! Star Wars Club Penguin Chapter 3!