The Showdown Continues! Citizens Stand up to Villains!

The Showdown Continues!
Super Heroes continue to square off with Super Villains downtown!
Submitted by Aunt Arctic — The Club Penguin Times is proud to report that Super Heroes are awesome! As the battle for the island continues downtown, Super Heroes tirelessly defend truth and justice. Will they prevail? Can they defeat the Destructobot and restore peace? We say yes!

“There’s no way we’re giving up,” said a masked Super Hero. “The citizens of Club Penguin are counting on us, and we’re not going to let them dow-WATCH OUT!” That’s when the Super Hero caught a falling boulder, saving the Club Penguin Times news team. So epic. “You guys’d better get to safety!” said a Super Heroine, glowing with energy. Things are about to get a little intense up in here. KAPOW!” Our deepest thanks to all the protectors of Club Penguin. Keep up your strength, and the island will soon be saved once and for all! Club Penguin CHEATS Marvel Super Hero Takeover!

Citizens Stand Up To Villains!
Brave citizens are confronting criminals and villains!
Submitted by Aunt Arctic — Super Villains beware! The citizens of Club Penguin are braver than you think, and are standing up to your evil plans all over the island. “Ey! This guy comes into my shop, see?” a pizza chef commented. “He’s got these crazy horns, and he wants to take-a my pizzas! So I gave-a him a face-a full of dough! On the house!” Thanks to the courage of the officers of the CPPD, and good pizza chefs everywhere, many villains have been taken to the Jail. “I’m happy to report that crime is down 10% this week,” said a police chief. Of course, it went up 5000% last week. But if we keep it up, the island will be back to normal in no time.”
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EXTRA EXTRA! Super Heroes reported trapped in the Super Villain Lair! Are you brave enough to save them? Then what are you waiting for?!
Ask Aunt Arctic :)
Dear Aunt Arctic,
Are you secretly a Super Hero?–Sue Purr
Dear Sue Purr,
I suppose that might be possible. I could be the leader of an elite squad of super penguins, protecting the island from evil. I mean, anything’s possible right? Hahaha! Sorry, just having a little fun there. I am most definitely not a Super Hero. I don’t have any special powers, I don’t have a secret fortress, and I don’t look good in capes. Though if I did have a secret identity, I probably wouldn’t tell anyone. I’m pretty good at keeping secrets too. For now though, the only power I have is the power of the press! And, as they say, the pen is mightier than the sword!
Stop the Super Heroes!
The forces of good must be driven away from Club Penguin.
Attention Villains. The Super Heroes are still strong. You must defeat them to move our plans forward. We must drive them from the island. Here are your orders.

Target 1: Downtown. Aid Destructobot’s rampage. The Super Heroes must not win.
Target 2: The Club Penguin Times. Stop the presses. Shut down the island’s communication.
Target 3: The Bank. Empty the vault of its coins. Do not stop for pizza.
Target 4: Super Hero HQ. Take their secret plans. Disrupt their training program.
Victory is ours. Do not surrender.

Watch Out For Agents!
Elite Agents are secretly working to stop Super Villains.
Attention Villains. We have a problem. A group of secret agents are assisting the Super Heroes and police forces. We must stop them. Be warned: they have advanced technology, and are highly trained. Do not get over confident. They do not possess super powers. But they are the only ones who have ever defeated me. You have your orders. Do not fail me.-UP10K
New Flash!
Attention villains! There are reports that the Super Heroes’ secret plans are somewhere in the Super Hero HQ. You know what to do…
Ask Aunt Arctic!
Dear Aunt Arctic,
Do you know the combination to the Bank vault?–Not A Bank Robber
Dear Not A Bank Robber,
This is one of the most inappropriate questions I’ve ever received. And I get questions about farts. As a matter of fact, the combination to the Bank vault is trivia I’ve never collected. Even if I knew it though, I wouldn’t tell you. Something about your name seems slightly suspicious. And if you’re thinking of breaking into the vault—please don’t. It’s reinforced steel, after all, and equipped with security systems. You’d need 3 Super Villains just to make a dent. If you do feel the need to see the inside of the vault, why not become a model citizen, and apply for a job there? Sound good? Have a great day!
Secrets Classified Secret Passages!
Submitted by UP10K
Attention Super Heroes: the following information is classified. Do not read it. Villains: there are secret passages that enable you to escape custody, and elude law enforcement. Watch for sewer grates that have the Villain Symbol. These will lead you to the Super Villain Lair. If you are arrested, use the secret passage in the Jail. Use the air ducts to escape your cell. Do not inform the Super Heroes or police of this information. That would be a costly mistake.

…See earlier Club Penguin Times issue 347 :)