I took a new look at Herbert’s Computer Desk and LOOK! ALL Agents he planned to catch are now on Photos AND he has destroyed the Everyday Phoning Facility!
…See how Herbert’s Desk looked like earlier Herbert has Captured GARY!
I took a new look at Herbert’s Computer Desk and LOOK! ALL Agents he planned to catch are now on Photos AND he has destroyed the Everyday Phoning Facility!
…See how Herbert’s Desk looked like earlier Herbert has Captured GARY!
Herbert has taken over Club Penguin and it’s now called Club Herbert! Here at the Stage we can see his Play about himself: My Awesome Life The Herbert Story!

…This is indeed a waddle down PSA and EPF Memory Lane…
Tour guide
Shh! Be quiet! This is the Stage...which is currently showing a play about Herbert Please find a seat and watch in quiet awe Flash photography is encouraged
My awesome life – the herbert story

my awesome life
From the new leader of Club Penguin comes the true story of one polar bear’s journey to discover his true potential. Watch as he overcomes adversity and rises to his rightful place as ruler of Club Herbert.


Script

My Awesome Life - The Herbert Story
Herbert: Welcome to a very special production
Herbert: Today I'll be performing the role of our Illustrious Leader
Herbert: Flash photography is encouraged. Enjoy!
Herbert: takes deep breath
Herbert: I was born in the frozen landscapes of the Northern Arctic

It should be “an intelligent” instead of “a intelligent” Another Text BUG
Herbert: I was a intelligent and sensitive cub. Gifted, you could say
Herbert: Yet there were none who appreciated my genius!
Herbert: So I bravely ventured out into the world
Herbert leaps upon the iceberg.
Herbert: Alas! The storms of misfortune beset me
Herbert: and I was blown to the snow-covered prison you call home
Herbert: Here I saw an opportunity
Herbert: I could lead these poor penguins to prosperity!
Herbert: But a sinister group of secret agents attacked me!
Herbert: I wouldn't give up! With each ingenious plan
Herbert: I got closer and closer to victory!
Herbert: We battled!
Herbert battles the agents.
Herbert: I blew up their HQ with an explosion of popcorn
Herbert: and in return, one fiendish brute trapped me in an ice cage!

Herbert: But I escaped! I plotted my revenge, and one day
Herbert: I blew up their base and took over the island!
Herbert: MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Herbert: And that's how I became the Illustrious Ruler of Club Herbert

Herbert: The End
Herbert: Thank you, thank you!
Herbert: You're too kind!
Hecklers
Huckle: BOOO!!!
Jekyll: Snore!
Huckle: I want to see Quest for the Golden Puffle!
Jekyll: Do something funny!
Huckle: Throw a pie!
Jekyll: Take this!
Huckle: Have a free snowball!
Jekyll: Long live the EPF!
Herbert: Quiet you!
Herbert: SHHHH!
Herbert: Hey! Who threw that!
Herbert: BLARGLE!
Director
Director: Places please!
Director: 5 minute call, actors to the stage
Director: Let's take it from the top!
Director: That's a wrap!
More soon…
The Newest Club Penguin Pin is hidden here in the Boiler Room :)

…You have found a Heavy Weights Pin would you like to pick it up? Yes Please if I can lift them…LOL :)

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More soon…
Club Penguin is no More! New Rules!

Club Penguin is No More!
There are going to be some BIG changes around here. Greetings penguins. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Herbert P. Bear, Esquire. YOUR NEW LEADER. The island you knew is no more. From now on, this place is called CLUB HERBERT!
WHAT??? I am sure many of you are quite confused. After all, penguins are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. I’ll use small words to explain. For the last five years, I have battled in secret with the Elite Penguin Force. And this week, they lost that battle. I destroyed their headquarters, and scattered their agents. Now I claim what is rightfully mine—a quiet tropical paradise! However —I’m afraid it shall take ALL the sunlight you have to keep my lair warm. I suggest investing in a flashlight. Welcome to the Blackout, penguins. Get used to it. And keep quiet. —Herbert Percival Bear, Esq. Operation Blackout CHEATS!
New Rules!
By order of Herbert P Bear, Illustrious Leader Supreme, the following rules are now in effect: No singing, No dancing, No parties, NO LAUGHING (except Herbert), No loud music, No snowball throwing, No swimming, No eating of meat, NO TOOTING (it’s gross) and NO FUN!
In addition, all puffles are to be kept quiet on a leash at all times. Anyone caught doing ANY of these crimes will be arrested. And frozen. No exceptions. You have been warned.
Upcoming Events!
On now Paradise Party Come to the most amazing, dignified, and fancy party EVER at Herbert’s Lair. No penguins allowed.
On now My Awesome Life The true story of one polar bear’s journey to discover his true potential. Only at the Stage.
The Blackout has begun. And there’s nothing you can do to stop it.
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until Nov. 14 Heavy Weights Pin CHEATS :)
NO next pin hidden: PINS CANCELLED!
News Flash!
Surrender EPF agents! I KNOW who you are! I have discovered your secret identities. Now I shall be conducting my OWN Operation: Hibernation. You cannot run! You cannot hide! I WILL WIN!
Ask Herbert!
Sorry, who are you? – Hugh R. Ewe
The answer to your silly question is both simple and extraordinary. I am Herbert P. Bear Esquire, your new Illustrious Leader Supreme.
Hey Herbert! Do you really think you’ll get away with this? – Will Stohp U
Perhaps you didn’t notice—I already did.
Hey Herbert! Are you the one who destroyed the PSA?–C. Crate
As a matter of fact, yes. I’m getting pretty good at destroying secret agent facilities, aren’t I? MWAHAHA!
Hey Herbert! Where have you been hiding all this time?! – Rue Key
I haven’t been HIDING, you contemptible little noise maker. I’ve been preparing.
Hey Herbert! You’re going down! – Sirius Lee
That wasn’t a question. Have you forgotten what a question mark looks like?
The sky is dark thanks to my brilliant invention!
Why is it so dark? – Sunny No Moe
What’s that? You think it’s getting dark out? I hadn’t noticed. Perhaps you need to get your eyes checked... MWA HA HA! Fooled you, you doddering dullard! Actually, it IS getting dark out—all thanks to my brilliant invention: the Solar Laser! This ingenious device allows me to funnel all the sunlight within four hundred miles into a single spot. The result is a perfect paradise... for me. Unfortunately for you, the Solar Laser also has a few side effects. The more sunlight it collects, the colder and darker the island gets. Oh, it may get a little unpleasant out there, so I recommend bundling up and staying indoors. Wouldn’t want you to FREEZE, now would we? So you had better get used to the new weather, Mr. Sunny No Moe. Or go away. Either works for me.
Jokes!
Q. What’s black and white and red all over?
A. The newspaper! My crustaceous comrade Klutzy, you fools!–Icetee790
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 ate 9! It’s of no consequence!–DJ Jackson1
Q. What can you hold without ever touching?
A. A conversation! My victory!–Axe2346
Q. Click ka-click?
A. Clickety click, clickety click! =D–Klutzy
Q. What’s once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?
A. The letter ‘m’! The triumph of the Elite Penguin Failures! They will never prevail!–Uldara1
Q. My head is warm, my feet are cold, no one can move me, I’m just too old. What am I?
A. A mountain! Aunt Arctic! MWAHAHA!–Freehat52![]()
Secrets Classified Secret Agent Identities: Dot
Did you know there are secret agents all over the island? Probably not. None of you are as intelligent as I. They go to a great deal of trouble keeping their identities a secret... SO I’M GOING TO TELL YOU THEM!
Name: Agent D—”The Disguise Gal”
Real name: Dot
Rank: Stealth Lead
Strengths: Agility, adaptability, conviction
Weaknesses: Needs practice in System Defender
Best Run Time: 5 km in 19.5 minutes
Notes: Displayed strong leadership during Operation: Robotomy, and Operation: Herbert’s Revenge.
…ATTENTION! Click on the EPF sign on the Everyday Phoning Facility to get a Secret Message: As of this moment, you are now a part of the EPF resistance. Report for duty in the underground HQ. Club Penguin will be free. – The Director of EPF
…See earlier Newspaper Club Penguin issue Times 368 :)
Right now there are music bugs in several Party rooms and I also have problems to talk and make emotes…

…Club Penguin has accidently removed some old items! The Butterfly T-Shirt…

…Star T-Shirt…

…The Funster…

…Pink Purse…

…and Baseball Glove! Pleas CP can you fix this Horrible BUG ASAP!?!

More soon…
Herbert has Attacked the Everyday Phoning Facility! All Secret Agents know that the Elite Penguin Force Headquarter is hidden inside that buildings so…ATTENTION ALL EPF AGENTS! We have a PROBLEM!!
On this link post you will find the preparations for Operation Blackout Club Penguin! And here are links to ALL secrets, Help Guides, Tutorials, Free items and Surprises during this Party that is called Operation Blackout!
Club Penguin Bugs and Details!
Club Herbert Times! Club Penguin Times issue 369
Club Penguin Heave Weights Pin CHEAT :)
My Awesome Life The Herbert Story at The Stage :)
Herbert has Pictures of ALL Agents on his List!
Operation Blackout CHEATS Chapter 1 :)
Items Catalog Operation Blackout :)
Herbert and Klutzy Background Sneak Peek :)
How to earn the Herbert Character Stamp? CHEAT :)
Club Penguin Magazine issue 11 :)
Save the Island Login Picture ANIMATED!
Herbert ANIMATED – My Stories and Adventures :)
Times and French Servers to meet Herbert in Club Penguin :)
Spy Phone message from Herbert P Bear November 15, 2012!
EPF Operation Blackout – Offensive Weather Bulletin Video!
Operation Blackout CHEATS Chapter 2 :)
How to jump up on the Balcony in Herbert’s HQ?
English Servers and Times to meet Herbert in Club Penguin :)
Operation Blackout Tour Guide :)
Operation Blackout CHEATS Chapter 3 :)
More SNOW in Club Herbert Island!
I met Herbert in Server Big Surf and earned his Stamp :)
Daffodaily5's Featured Fashions: November 19th :)
Agent Alert! Return November 20, 2012
I met Herbert in Server Breeze :)
EPF Operation Blackout – Meet Herbert P Bear VIDEO!
Cool in the Cold Sneak Peek Tune :)
Operation Blackout CHEATS Chapter 4 :)
Herbert in German Servers dates and times :)
Herbert in Server Slushy right NOW!!!
Agent Alert! Return November 22, 2012
Herbert in Portuguese Servers date and times :)
Agent Alert! Return Nov. 24, 2012 Exit Page :)
Club Herbert Times! Club Penguin Times issue 370
Club Penguin Recipes: Klutzy's Kale Chips :)
Club Penguin BUGS and Details!
The Director of the EPF is…VIDEO :)
You can meet Herbert – Date, Time and Server :)
Operation Blackout CHEATS Chapter 5
TONS of snow in Club Herbert (Penguin)
Spy Phone message from Herbert P Bear November 22, 2012!
Club Penguin Outdoor Activities - Crab Soccer :)
Herbert in Spanish Servers dates and times :)
Operation Blackout CHEATS Chapter 6 :)
Operation Blackout Breaks Records!
Saraapril’s Operation Blackout Stamp Book Decoration :)
Covert Agent Station in Littletias Non Member Igloo :)
PSA Missions will still be Available :)
EPF Agent Alert! Club Penguin Exit Message :)
How I added Herbert on my Friends List and got his Background :)
Cool In The Cold Music Video :)
Club Penguin Bugs and Details!
Club Herbert (Penguin) Times issue 371 :)
First Aid Pin CHEATS Club Penguin :)
Spy Phone Message from Herbert P Bear!
Saraapril’s Rescue Herbert Igloo :)
Frost Bite in Club Penguin and a suggestion!
More soon…
This is a message from Polo Field:
Hello Penguins!
There's been a TON of question about what's coming for Operation Blackout. And with only a few days left, the one we hear the most is "Will we be able to meet Herbert?"
And the answer is "YES!" For the very first time Herbert P. Bear will be walking around the island. You'll have a chance to meet him - just watch out for his snowballs.
Stay tuned to the blog and we'll update you with some times and servers where he'll show up.
Waddle On!
-Club Penguin Team
OH NO! Herbert’ looks very ANGRY!!! BUT it will be COOL to meet him anyway :)

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