Prehistoric Tour Guide of Club Penguin :)

Welcome to the Disney Club Penguin Prehistoric Guided Tour :) This be Big Water Place it are nice place to tour hardly anyone gets eaten here please watch out for lava though it not taste good trust me!

…Here be Stony Town It nice place Good spot to rest bottom Dinos not come by so much OH! Look! Fire! Is new invention!

…WARNING! If you are a Dino stay Away from the stones so you don’t get burned…LOL :)

…YUM YUM! that restaurant name YUM YUM here am many good things to eat like ptero pizza t rex burgers and tricera salad salad am favorite. It made of meat…

…GRUB GRUB! This be Tree Place It are named for so many trees Watch where step Dinos get mad when smoosh eggs…

…Welcome to the Time Trekker When traveling through time please note keep all flippers inside the vehicle at all times please remain seated until the time anomaly is finished…

…While waiting to reach our destination let’s look at the Prehistoric Safe Chat :)
Dino Chat
UGG!
ME CAVEGUIN!
ME HUNGRY!
ME SLEEPY!
ME SCARED!
RUN FAST FAST!
WE FIND EGG!
DIG DIG HERE!
ROOOAAARRR!!!

…YIKES! This be Tricera Town! Many pointy head Dinos here they like to SMASH and crush of course they no crush tour guides is rude!

…YUCK! No, me not get dirty that name of place. YUCK! Swamp Is nice place to swim but watch out for swampy Dinos they eat you, even if you yucky!

…DON’T get to close to the fire and watch out for the BIG SCARY Dinosaur that comes every third minutes!

…Oops! I CRUSHED that plant! So sorry…it’s not easy to be a Triceratops…I will transform back to a Pteranodon again…

…SHHHHH! This be Dino Nest place many Dinos make nests here Nice place to raise family maybe? Look for sparkly shells in sand Me love sparklies :)

…AHH! TOUR GO FAST HERE! THIS BE TYRANNO TOWN! MANY SHARP TEETH HERE! RUN!!!!

…Every third minute a meteor is visible falling from the sky! WARNING! If you stand here you will get the meteorite in your head!

…Ahh, this be Hunting Spot good place to catch dinner watch out though also good place to be caught for dinner! WAIT! What if some cave penguins might wants to EAT ME for Dinner! I DON’T want to think about that! Let’s tell some jokes instead!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino snore!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A Try Try Try ceratops!
What makes more noise than a T Rex? Two T Rexes!
What did the T Rex get after falling down? Dino sore!
What's the best way to talk to a T Rex? From a distance!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera bottom!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesaurus!
What do you call a fossil that doesn't want to work? Lazy bones!

…HEADS UP! This Ptero Town It filled with flying Dinos me no like flying Dinos much worse than pigeons…LOL :)

…This is Scary Ice this big fish very mad he no like being frozen please no tap on ice it make angry fish beast madder…If you drill close to the Shark’s nose it will move it’s eyes…

…You will find MORE Party Secrets here Club Penguin Prehistoric Party CHEATS :)

I met Gary in Server Hockey :)

TOGETHER with other Penguins I waited inside the Time Trekker for Gary :)

…Sorry but as my Friends List is full I don’t get your requests BUT I’m so HAPPY that we are Friends anyway :)

…Gary SHOULD be here now BUT…Hmmm…Let’s go and search for him in the Prehistoric Club Penguin :)

…HURRAY! Gary is HERE! And he is telling us Dino Facts :) Did you know Triceratops means three-horned face?

…Triceratops look remarkably like rhinoceros. Did you know that Triceratops were 9 meters long and 3 meters tall? We must be careful not to disrupt anything!

...Gary was so HAPPY to discover fruits and veggies inside the Prehistoric Restaurant as that proves that cave penguins knew how to stay healthy :)

...Follow me this way! That way? But you started to waddle toward…OK we will do our best…LOL :)

…We had so many questions for Gary the Gadget Guy BUT…

…suddenly he DISAPPEARED and was nowhere to be found!

…Where is Gary? I’m not sure…can he have been caught in a Time Trekker Glitch? OR did a Pteranodon fly away with him?

…PLEASE HELP!! WE MUST FIND UNCLE G FAST!!!

Prehistoric Party CHEATS Club Penguin :)

Ella Henderson about Safer Internet Day 2013 :)

Ella Henderson talks about Safer Internet Day on Disney UK: Safer internet day is a day set aside every year to teach parents and kids how to stay safe online. We all spend lots of time on the internet playing games chatting to friends and sharing photos but it’s important to remember to treat everyone with respect and stay safe. Connecting with respect means being a good online friend and behaving just as you would in the real world. It means treating people how you’d like to be treated yourself It means checking before you share pictures videos or stories with anyone else it means telling someone if you think your friend is in trouble or is being bullied online and ultimately it means only calling someone a friend who would do the same for you.

Education is really important to teach kids how to stay safe online and Disney is donating 3 million Pounds of media to do just that. Over the next three years Disney will use it’s channels, websites, stores and magazines to help spread the word about staying safe online working with safety organizations like Childnet and CEOP.

Disney Club Penguin: We support Safer Internet Day 2013, February 5 :) Find out how to Connect with Respect and be a good online friend!

Get advice on staying safe online Thinkuknow?

Put your safety knowledge to the test :)

…THANKS Ella for supporting a SAFER Internet and for taking a stand AGAINST Bullying :) TOGETHER WE ROCK!!!

Celebrate Safer Internet Day 2013 with a virtual laptop item :)

More Safer internet info: Safer Internet Day 2012 – Danger Drive Game :) Lane Merrifield Safer Internet Day 2012 Interview :)

UPDATE: Safer Internet Day 2013 with Ella Henderson VIDEO :)

UPDATE: Today is Safer Internet Day :)

Which dino do you like being the best? Penguin Poll :)

Here is a question from Club Penguin: Dinos are stomping, flying, and roaring all over the island! Which dino do you like being the best? T-Rex? Pteranodon? Triceratops? We can be DINOS!?! I wondered where all that noise was coming from…I LOVE to Fly so I will vote for the Pteranodon :)

…You van Vote too on YOUR Favorite answer :)

…See earlier Disney Club Penguin Poll :)

Card-Jitsu Snow Beta Test Special Announcement!

This is a message from Polo Field:

Hey Ninjas!
We know you've been waiting a long time for info about Card-Jitsu Snow. Well, today's your lucky day! We've got some EPIC NEWS...
Next month, you'll have the chance to BETA TEST Card-Jitsu Snow!!

For the first time since Club Penguin started in 2005, you'll have the chance to beta test a brand new multi-player game. We'd love for you to be a part of this huge event!
Stay tuned to the blog, because dates and details are COMING SOON!
Until then... Waddle On!
-Club Penguin Team

AWESOME!!! I can HARDLY WAIT Until we can start with the Testing!! This will be so Much FUN :)

How can I be a Ninja in Club Penguin?

How to play Card-Jitsu FIRE :)

How to play Card-Jitsu WATER :)

UPDATE: New Card-Jitsu Villain: Scrap!

UPDATE: New Card-Jitsu Villain: Tank!

UPDATE: New Card-Jitsu Villain: Sly!

Featured Fashions January 28, 2013 by Daffodaily5 :)

This is a message from Daffodaily5:

Hiya time travellers!
Hope you’ve all enjoyed the Prehistoric Party as much as I have!  When I wasn’t running away from dinosaurs, I managed to find some epic Featured Fashions; who knew caveguins could be so fabulous! 
StevenHappy’s outfit is epic! Dino bones + a fishing rod + skis = perfectly random! Although, those night vision goggles make me wonder... Doyouthinkhesaurus? ;)

Next we have RubyPark, who looks so glamorous in this prehistoric party dress! The Diva Sunglasses finish the outfit off lava-ly!

Thanks to Blazer Boy2 for nominating his buddy Fe1834! This is the ultimate caveguin rock star oufit! You look dino-mite!

Lastly, check out the T-Rexcellent style of Nerdysk8er (nominated by Theblackout2). The hair looks ace with this animal print! Loving the necklace... Brill bones XD

That’s it from me this week guys! Sorry for the bad dino jokes, I couldn’t resist hehe! Nominate your fashionable friends and your theme suggestions in the comments below!
Waddle on!
-Club Penguin Team

I like Agent Zippy4412’s Archaeologist Outfit :)  I wonder what artifact he has in that bag?

Club Penguin Fun Stuff :)

Time Glitch!

I was HAPPILY singing a Prehistoric song when I suddenly heard a noise that sounded like a strong wind and then…

…I started to tumble around…

…just as suddenly as the wind came it disappeared and I found myself teleported to a jungle and there were also my FLOWERPOTS!

…I think all this craziness with my plants MUST have something to do with Gary’s experiments with the Time Trekker! This is how Rockhopper’s Flowerpots looked like earlier Plants in Cave!