The Rebel landing base is complete! A Rebel ship has arrived to take us into space The Empire must be defeated You might be the rebellion's only hope!
…The Millennium Falcon is one of the best ships in the fleet She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts That's what her pilot says anyway…
…Welcome to Tatooine! It may seem hot and desolate but great heroes have come from here When you see Stormtroopers, defeat them There's one now!
…Here's the Mos Eisley spaceport If you're feeling parched head to the Cantina Wait! There's a Stormtrooper! Defeat him!
…Welcome to the Cantina This place can be a little rough but the band's great! Perhaps we can find more pilots here to help us defeat Darth Herbert!
Use the Force
Aaaaaaaaarrrgh!
Close the blast doors!
Join the Dark Side
May the Force be with you
That's no moon!
These aren't the Droids you're looking for
Turns on Lightsaber
We're doomed!
You're my only hope
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Where does Luke Skywalker buy his Lightsaber? Darth Mall!
What do you call a Sith that works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter!
Why didn't the Droid like the cafe on the asteroid? There was no atmosphere!
Where did the X-wing fighter park his ship? A parking meteor!
How did the penguin get to Endor? Ewoked over!
Why do doctors make the best Jedi? Because a Jedi must have patience!
What's a Jedi's favorite toy? A yo-yoda!
Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
…This is the desert of Tatooine You wouldn't want to get lost here Especially if you're a Droid!
…This is the Lars Homestead Here you can work on water condensers repair damaged Droid units and dream of leaving for a better life!
…This is the Sandcrawler Jawas scavenge the desert for Droids to re-sell Maybe you'll find something in the junk!
Star Wars Takeover Club penguin CHEATS!
UPDATE: Death Star - Star Wars Tour Guide!
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