Rockhopper out of his mind! You say you want a pizza revolution?
Rockhopper out of his mind!
Strange, even for Rockhopper. By Aunt Arctic — Island sources are reporting that Rockhopper has washed ashore and is acting very strange–well, stranger than usual. He's been mumbling about cursed stinky cheese. And when we asked him about his pet puffle, Yarr he said, "Yarr? What be a Yarr?". THIS IS SERIOUS!
Gary the Gadget Guy thinks his new invention, The Minderizer 3000, can help. But he'll need brave penguins to adventure into mystery... into excitement... into Rockhopper's mind! No one knows what will be found in that piratey, waterlogged place, but this reporter has one guess: stinky cheese. So much stinky cheese. "The Minderizer 3000 is completely safe," said Gary. "Or at least safer than when I tested it on Rookie." Side-effects of the Minderizer 3000 may include headache, dizziness, and a fear of flamingos.
You say you want a pizza revolution?
Rise up like pizza dough and change the world! By Rookie — Hi everybody! Today I want to talk about something very important—pizza! Did you know that without pizza, places like the Pizza Parlor wouldn't even exist? Yikes!! So how can we make sure that pizza is around forever? Easy! We make new kinds of pizza that penguins will never be bored of! Okay, so I love fish and seaweed. I looooove it! But what if we tried something different? Yesterday I stuffed broccoli in an old boot and put it on a pizza. It wasn't very good. But maybe tonight I'll try sardine and jellybean pizza! Or pizza with no sauce and EXTRA cheese! How about throwing some parties at the parlor and serving CRAZY new pizzas! You could even send us drawings of the coolest one! Mmmmmmm, is your mouth watering as much as mine?
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Aug. 6 Furniture & Igloo Catalog Water park, movie set, restaurant, palace. Transform your igloo with this month's catalog.
Jul. 23: Inside Out Party—save Rockhopper by traveling into his mind!
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Ask Aunt Arctic :)
There is a candy pizza switch in Pizzatron 3000 but why? – Flowercat925
You might know that the Pizzatron 3000 was invented by Gary. But the Candytron 3000 was invented by mistake! Rookie was hiding his candy stash from his rubber ducky. All kinds of sweets like jelly beans, chocolate sauce, and licorice, were filled into the Pizzatron. Well, Rookie must have forgot to flip the switch off when he left. And in the morning, the Pizza Parlor was filled with candy pizzas! Hmmm... now that I think of it, doesn't this mean that Rookie invented the Candytron 3000?
Fan Art by 23thebest123 :)
The Brains of the EPF! By Gary the Gadget Guy — Exceptional! You've invented a brilliant piece of art! In fact, I couldn't hypothesize a better way to do it. You have my gratitude. I'll hang this in the part of my lab with the fewest explosions.
Secrets Classified Cart Surfer Tips :)
By DJ Cadence - Too chilly out to surf the waves? Then grab a mine cart and grind the rails.
• It’s all about SICK tricks! Master them and you'll make tons of coins!
• Check out the arrows on the wall and groove their way!
• Black puffles are totally BOSS! Take one with ya, and earn extra coins.
• Then wave your flippers in the air like ya just don't care!
…See earlier Newspaper Club Penguin Times issue 507 :)
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